@Brazil Thrill: It's funny because it's depressingly true. Read more
@SigmundTheSeaMonster: I think it's supposed to be humorous self-awareness. And watch your mouth, young sea monster. Read more
@Gina Trapani: You and your "science," determined by "numbers" and "logic." We like to believe Google checks your mail less frequently if it's a sunny and warm day in Mountainview, CA. Read more
@UlandDexamenus: Glad to hear it! Which after-market battery are you using, out of curiosity? Read more
@electrolemon: Ooh, checking it now. Thanks for the tip! Read more
@Gina Trapani: I did. Three days ago. Your memory of Shaggy-Haired Traveling Kevin is impressively indexed :) Read more
@John T. Haller: Yes! Thank you John! Read more
@CaryLagnarok: Without jumping into a whole debate that's been waged many times before, I'll just suggest that two *tablespoons* of MSG in a fried chicken flour, where herbs are added in teaspoons, could definitely be considered a "face punch" of umami. Not everybody would be down with that, for sure. Read more